Fake It Till You Make It

I call her because she always has the answers. She wears 10 year old over-alls, a gap tshirt, target chandelier earrings and drives a Porsche to pick up milk from the store with her left hand that is anchored by a 5 karat diamond ring. I don’t always understand her but I call her because I think she’ll know how to get me out of this funk. She tells me to put on my scrubs, go to work, paint my lips, and get my ass out of bed. Sometimes we have to wear costumes to get through life. Sometimes we want to wear overalls and eat a hot dog from the gas station but you put your Kate Spade bag on your shoulder, pick up the milk from the store and look like a rock star doing it.